For a Chuckle
Having a bad day? These items will be sure to cheer up even the gloomiest goth. Have a product that you would love to see in this store? Send us an email!
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Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure
This 5-1/4″ (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure captures the father of the modern horror story in stark black and white with a hauntingly pale complexion and a removable plastic raven. Pose him on your bookshelf next to your volumes of his poetry and prose. Illustrated blistercard. — $10.00 NOW! $5.00 ea.
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St. Adrian – Patron Saint of Butchers, Arms Dealers and Prison Guards
Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become “patrons” of people, occupations, places or things. It’s never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall, hard vinyl Saint comes with a 3″ (7.6 cm) wide stand with the Saint’s name and a removable backdrop with the Saint’s title, patronage and a prayer to help invoke the power of that Saint. Illustrated window boxes. — $10.00 ea. NOW! $5.00 ea.
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Voodoo Doll
This 9″ (22.9 cm) tall, stuffed cloth Voodoo Doll is endorsed by a couple of witch doctors and a guy named Stan. Use it to reward nice people by sticking a white pin in the “Win Lottery” area, or punish those who have forsaken you with a black pin in the “Migraine” area. With five white (good) pins and five black (bad) pins. Illustrated window box. — $8.00 ea. NOW! $5.00 ea.
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Monster Bandages
Scare away the pain of minor cuts and scratches with Monster Bandages! Each 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains twelve 1-3/4″ x 1-1/2″ (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. — $4.00 ea. NOW! $2.00 ea.












